State of panic

"Houston, we have a problem."
"Ab kya hua, #$@@?#&$%?"
"Negative. Just testing."
"Copy that. Kya bak hai ?!"
"Actually there is a problem. Terrain generator is not completed, and basic bot needs to be designed by end of month...and the thing is...well, phati padi hai :'("
"d0rKboT (Unidentified Automated Land Rover), you do realize that you gotta be...errr...rendered impotent soon? Besides, smileys on radio transcripts are taboo!"
"Copy and roger that. Request emergency ass-saving procedure"
"d0rKboT...?"
"Houston, I'm listening..."
"Go fuck yourself!!"
"Roger that. Self-coitus sequence initiated. Erectile dysfunction error reported...Houston, we have a problem"

To be continued...